The trouble with outsiders such as the international news media is that they love to cause trouble.
Such as telling the truth to the whole world. Or worse yet, letting the world see for itself those unfettered, unsightly truths.
That's the way it was a couple of weeks ago, on June 4 in Beijing, when China's ever-inventive, never-subtle enforcers treated the world to a performance that combined American vaudeville with Japanese kabuki and featured wide-open umbrellas used as weapons of censorship. Officials kept running in front of international television camera crews, waving open umbrellas in front of the lenses, in a comically pathetic attempt to keep the world from seeing that absolutely nothing was happening in Tiananmen Square on this day. Which was in itself news, because this was the 20th anniversary of the day when China's top brass ordered their military to massacre hundreds and perhaps thousands of fellow citizens who had been demonstrating against the repressive policies of the communist regime.
Fast-forward to this week and pan westward from Tiananmen Square to Tehran. This time, international television crews were showing the world hundreds of thousands of Iranians who were violating the Interior Ministry's orders and protesting that the announced landslide re-election victory of President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad was rigged.
The protesters, mostly supporters of challenger Mir Hossein Mousavi, somehow didn't believe the government had been able to count millions of paper ballots in the few hours between the times the polls closed and the landslide was declared. Nor were they spiritually moved by the fact that Iran's never-elected supreme ruler, Ayatollah Ali Khamenei, immediately rushed out his blessed certification of Ahmadinejad's landslide. (Holy Blogojevich! That's even faster than Chicago's machine ever did the deed back in the reign of Richard-the-First Daley.)
Indeed, it was the masses that moved the Ayatollah - just a bit. Their crowd was so huge that the Guardian Council, whose 12 members are chosen by Khomenei, announced a day after the Ayatollah gave his blessing that it would review some of the ballots, after all. (I was tempted to use the term "recount," but that would stipulate that they had already been counted once.) All of the voting numbers that were recorded on all of the voting precinct forms have been kept secret; it is unclear if the Iranian people will ever get even those asserted facts from their government.